JEEPERSSSS T-SHIRTSSSS WHERE’D YOU GET THOSE KNEE PADS
Joe Mande and Noah Garfinkel, you guys. Why does anyone else try to make comedy videos?
people need to pay attention their surroundings. I hate how many times a week I have to explain to Fordham kids what Inwood is and the fact that it is three miles away from where we go to school if they just took the bus they take to the subway all the way into Manhattan.
I’M GONNA MISS JOE MANDE SO MUCH Y’ALL
Totally J/K was great! So happy to see John Mulaney too! Ahh!
Ticketmaster you know me so well, but what you don’t know is this is on a fucking Wednesday in September so NO ONE WILL GO WITH ME.
This my jam. No, really it’s a real thing.
Holy shit. “King Of Ante Up, Pt 1” HOLY SHIT.
hahaha Miami, 1981 ahahahahaa
my boss gave me the day off earlier today because the stupid reason I was going to be late got stupider so I’m off to the post office to pick up the first season of the OC!
things I heart
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I'm so upset
This really cute man gave me his glow stick bracelets and was so touchy-feely with me and flirty and then when I tried to get...
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I just bought my first frying pan
It was from goodwill and is a really nice cast iron skillet and I’m such a big boy now.
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This bit is fantastic.
I almost have the airline bit memorized
“We’re Delta Airlines/ Cause life is a fuuuuckin...
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In case you were wondering if I’m the type of person to write Netflix reviews? Yes, but only once while drunk and for that 18 to Life...
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“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational...
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i think it’s the funniest thing ever when people are like “can somebody tell me what joseph birdsong’s tumblr issss?!”...
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If my parents ever sell this house to anyone but me, I’ll probably cry.
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can someone just take away my internet until after i finally get some sleep plz/thnx.
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well i guess we just aren’t friends.
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bunnyfood:(via karlaspence35)
found this gem in the pilot tag, so there’s that.
